Saturday, August 30, 2014

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage)

a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

When The Doctor and Donna meet again
with subtitles requested by: 
anonymous

(Source: shutupstrax)

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

cartel:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

dilfgod:

I hate when people say money doesn’t buy you happiness. it does. it buys you financial stability, a nice house, nice cars, nice vacations and trips, healthier food, a better education, etc. like wearing burberry while driving around in an audi would probably make me pretty happy too. but it’s just that rich people often take their comfortable lives for granted and end up being spoiled and ungrateful for what they have 

sherlollymouse:

riveralwaysknew:

ok but can can we appreciate who the real drama queen is

This was the scene that made me realize, I am my families version of Mycroft

(Source: petercapalti)

Friday, August 29, 2014

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

mazerunnermovie:

Welcome to the Glade. You may not know who you are, but you’ll find out what you’re made of.

mazerunnermovie:

Welcome to the Glade. You may not know who you are, but you’ll find out what you’re made of.

(Source: kpfun)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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