- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
do you ever watch a really bad movie just because one actor played in it and youre like “i hope youre fucking happy now, im doing this for you”
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
When the TFIOS film comes out there are going to be two types of people watching it
- Type 1: People that have read the book, and have spent days preparing themselves by repeating the mantra 'conceal don't feel'.
- Type 2: People that think it's just another love story with a twist, and come out of the cinema shell shocked, and feeling like their hearts have been ripped out of their chests.
"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
my brain has too many tabs open
Most accurate thing ever
I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song
miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE