- me when i first joined tumblr: haha i like your shoelaces!!! superwholockian 4 life! YES let's buy a tumblr island/university/cafe SO MUCH FUN!! DEAN IN SHORTS! supeRNATURAL GIF?!!!
- me now: i hate this website it's so embarrassing
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
finding out that you may have an anxiety problem as a kid is so weird like “wait what do you mean the rest of my friends arent constantly worried about literally everything”
tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad
nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?
This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad
yeah fuck you blake
- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
- me: i like this character
- person: ok
- me: no you dont understand
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity