Tuesday, October 21, 2014
IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR
ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
My masterpiece of a tweet
True story: for years I did ballet with a boy named Oscar. I remember at one of our dance competitions a school ‘friend’ of his said “you are so gay, I can’t believe you do ballet.” Now, Oscar was always a pretty quiet guy.. but this must have really pissed him off. He spun around, wearing his white tights and pink vest and said “what’s more gay; me surrounding myself with almost naked girls, OR you running around in the rain chasing after balls with a bunch of men in short-shorts?” and he stormed off.
you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons
that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
The Glee writers, everybody..
It’s finally back. I have been wondering when this would appear again!
i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
why wasnt i a part of this
IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY
what is this even from
THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT
WHAT IS THI S OMFG
but the real question is where can i watch this
this post gets me through everything
I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.
oh come one that blue ones not even tryign
the orange one isn’t even doing it right
the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying
best 4 minutes of my life
Just imagine being a parent in the audience trying to watch the tall yellow one or the light blue short one
I would never have been more proud of my child in my life!!